Skeets

Skeets is a person with an innate ability to be awesome. They have the best jokes and hidden talents and are normally the life of the party. Enjoy being around a Skeets because it doesn't happen everyday. You're a lucky one if you know Skeets.

Skeets was having a blast last night what a great fella.

by Skeetsyg April 10, 2021

skeeted

Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002

"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"

by Streamline04 March 13, 2017

Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy

by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

Skeeted

To get caught by the Chris Hansen impersonator known as Skeeter Jean (aka Skeet Hansen), who operateson YouTube with a group of pred catchers known as the "predatorial investigations unit"

"...i just wanted to let you know that I am Skeet Hansen, and I am with the predatorial investigations unitand we are doing an investigation on adults who meet minors online for sex, and you have just been skeeted"

by 3minem August 9, 2024

skeet

Skeet is used in two ways.

1. To ejactulate/cum
2. To run

1. I skeeted on the girl
2. He was running and ducking and ducking until he just ran out of breath, skeet

by pyrexGG_ February 14, 2019

skeet

To get out of a place in a hurry.

Yo Pete, we should skeet outa here.

by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 11, 2020