robbed

To have experienced a very bad joke.

<<<<
guy1: dumb and dumber is on.
guy2: wonderful.
rob: dumb and dumber is always on when you guys are here!
me: i just got robbed.
>>>>

by ferrx September 17, 2008

Robert Frost

A famous poet who used to draw inspiration from beating his wife like chris brown.

As a verb: "I was having trouble with my poem for English class, so I Robert Frosted my girlfriend."

by mikegee87 September 8, 2011

robert+persig

Author:

Zen and the art of motorcycle maintanance

Lila

Metaphyics, mysticim, religion, Tao, anthropology

by Robert Warlov February 15, 2005

Robert Reford

A man who's so old, his face looks like a 90 yr old vagina

This chicked i banged last night had a pussy that almost resembled Robert Reford!

Are you kidding me??

No! that shit was saggin a good inch all over, with atleast one ripple per cm.

by lovintheclittyclit January 20, 2009

Robert Cody

Epic. the amazing blend of robert and cody. the world cant handle it. the sexiest beast that has ever walked this planet. he always says something to make you get upset but is great with recoveries so they forget and melt in his arms. a bad southrn boy with justin bieber hair.

dude: hey you know the song "pretty boy swag"?
dude2: hey man, around hear we call it the "Robert Cody boy swag"

by Missi S June 16, 2011

Roberta Flack

The art of inserting an unfeasibly large schlong into the unsuspecting anus.Usually of people with learning difficulties, speech impediments & people with large buttocks.

I am going to Roberta Flack your mom so hard she's gona think she's been shafted by a torpedo.

by Asshacker November 3, 2012

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!

by buttercup518 May 25, 2013