discuss the plumbing

Talk about something sexual in nature particularly as it relates to ones performance thereof.

What kind of sex are you guys into? Response "You don't really expect me to discuss the plumbing do you?"

by bob_johnson November 26, 2021

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

« après la pluie, le batton »

is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!

Ania: « je suis triste »
Rasha:« après la pluie, le batton »

by iloveghiles August 30, 2022

Hibachi Grill Plumbing

When you read a Reddit comment that creates confusion while also bringing back memories of going to a Hibachi restaurant with your family and having the curiosity of "Where the hell does all that food go when he pushes it into that hole?" right after the chef makes the onion train.

The interview with the manager was great! However, some of the questions he asked made me feel like I was look at Hibachi grill plumbing.

by ThemGoodOlBoys February 8, 2023

Right as Plumb

Dead centre

AS Byan Drake would say " She will be right as plumb"

by Dr B.Drake September 4, 2023

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025