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a "batton" usually means a large joint
*someone rolls a King F Plate*
Cameron Mchugh: THATS A BATTON!
Batton by iheartbattons December 16, 2010
To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject
We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one
Batton by Roger tittle October 14, 2019

Miss Batton 

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012

« après la pluie, le batton » 

is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!
Ania: « je suis triste »
Rasha:« après la pluie, le batton »

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Battou No Jutsu

It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.
The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.
Battou No Jutsu by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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