Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise

Also known as Jayden Micheal Carter.
He's amazing beyond belief.
Way more than he knows or believes.
He's my best friend and I love him a lot.
Probably more than you.
No of course more than you.
He's nice and fun to talk to.
He's sweet.
And gorgeous.
He makes me happy.
Without even trying.
AMABOUTTOCRY.
I'm so happy that I found someone like him.
He's an amazing person to have in your life.
Please don't hurt him.
Or I'll kill you.
I love you bby<333.

Isn't Mr. Perfect Jayden Faise your best friend?
Fuck yeah he is.

by Iri$$ January 11, 2009

perfect ball

is a rock of cocaine weighing 13g

hey can i get a perfect ball?

by Johnny Jackson August 28, 2006

Perfectify

A Magazine dedicated to health, beauty, image, success, aging gracefully, self-esteem, and more. Launched in 2007 in Phoenix Arizona.

Perfectify is a fabulous, high quality magazine.

by Perfectify Magazine September 11, 2009

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 25, 2011

Perfected

Perfected is when you just can't go wrong.

What is perfected? Perfected is when you just can't go wrong!

by PotatoTomatoInception July 9, 2011

perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.

Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.

by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012

perfect deeds

A way to recognize someone for helping you out, hooking you up, or otherwise doing right by you. An alternative for 'thank you'.

Sally: I brought the beer.
Ty: Perfect deeds! Put it in the fridge.

by aLop February 22, 2014