poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

poisonbagels

A member of the clan LCD(Leading Cause of Death). Quit Digital Demise to join LCD. Widely known as a Counter Strike hacker.

PoisonBagels: im gona go paly cs now and poon sum noobs wit my uber hax bbl

by ELeMeNT November 21, 2004

The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014

Poison Dart

Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.

Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"

Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."

by Brohica September 27, 2009

'poison'

spermatozoa, male ejaculate -that which would drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!, -a strong persuader, -the 'load' women have little sympathy/empathy for...

the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'

the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!

judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection

tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009