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lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.
A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.
by Paiger G. December 16, 2008
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Vagi Patch

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory
"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."
by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008
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war pathing

The act of being confrontational to everyone you interact with during a given time period i.e. the verb for being "on a war path".
This morning I decided I wasn't going to hold back my feelings about what's been happening at work so I've been war pathing all day.
by Mr. Franko November 17, 2009
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shelter patina

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.
Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.
by blourtney13 August 3, 2010
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enhanced patdown

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
by OptOut November 18, 2010
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dick patrol

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"
by Yoman11 March 15, 2014
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Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man
My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.
by Cezanne 57 January 20, 2019
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