diver nipples

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.

"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."

by Fierra September 9, 2006

sweater nipples

The small bumps on the shoulders of a sweater after you have taken said sweater off a hanger.

"How can I get rid of these sweater nipples?"

by taylor1983 December 9, 2008

gay nipples

When you cum on his nipples, and let it set. After a while his 'gay nipples' become erect.

"I cummed my sack all over his hot gay nipples, and they became erect, like my hot gay dick ."

by Coldplay Gay August 2, 2016

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

Satellite Nipples

Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.

I love Satellite Nipples, they are delicious.

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

nipple rape

When a fiesty sex partner bites and or ravages the tender nipple.

When Josh does it to James Nettnay.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

nepalese hand sandwich

is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".

Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!

WTF bro?

I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.

by SMaC May 16, 2014