crap muffin

Taking your crap and baking it into muffins (blueberries or poppie seeds for best results); give it to n00bs you want to pwn.

Give that n00b some crap muffins!

by Rubble D September 8, 2006

muffin-popping

When a girl or boy wears their pants too tight and rolls of fat hang over the top.

Ashley once said to Samantha, "Look at that girl and her pants. She's totally muffin-popping!"

by Samantha (xboganx) November 3, 2006

slut muffin

A muffin without its top on, ie. topless muffin

I covered the eyes of the young, impressionable lad, as the slut muffin bounced passed us.

by Slutty McMuffin September 26, 2012

shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.

"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"

by Margauxx February 29, 2008

Yellow Muffin

Nailing someone in thier stink tube, then urinating in their ass

I gave that filthy ho a Yellow Muffin

by Regular Nate March 29, 2005

soggy muffin

A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.

by John Sanchez June 13, 2005

Tossin Muffins

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.

Malkin be tossin muffins daily

by the bake chef May 31, 2009