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Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011
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Mangekyō Sharingan

An advanced form of sharingan, possesed by a very few in the Uchiha clan.

Every Mangekyō Sharingan looks different and no 2 people will have the exact form.

There have been 5 people Who have been able to use this eye technique: Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Izuna Uchiha
I didnt know Kakashi could use Mangekyō Sharingan!
by Dazek April 22, 2011
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mange

someone or something that is mangey or gross; also see mangey or manged
remember when that guy puked all over you? that shit was fuckin mange!!!
by mitchell kratzie September 14, 2006
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midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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Midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.
Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.
by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011
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Midge

Midge is amazing
by Veroniica July 29, 2021
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Huge_Midget

Maker of the infamous Pain series, as well as their cousins Awesome and Untitled. Member of the SomethingAwful forums, he is rumored to have an inhuman constitution for disgusting images. The images were originally created for usage in FYAD and against image leeches. The Pain series became the de facto standard in internet guerilla warfare.
"You know, it really says something when you gaze upon one of the Pain images and find yourself staring primarily at Goatse, because it's the least offensive image in there. Christ seeing Goatse amongst the other macabre things is like seeing an old friend after you've been gang raped by angry midgets with broomsticks."
by SA Goon April 21, 2004
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