Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.

Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.

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spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

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The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

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Pretty gay

Drug problem
Fat ass
Teen pregnancy

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-love Swain

If you go to Smokey mountain high school your not going to live past 30

Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.

I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.

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When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

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Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

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