AShrekle's definitions

lanondorf looting

The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear

Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

Playground Peanut

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.

Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut

by AShrekle February 9, 2018

rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

Vermont Tupperwared

The act of licking a wild deer's asshole and then letting it shit in your mouth and kick it down your throat. Then after the poo is consumed the wild animal drags you off naked, straps you into a chair, and then films you while your unconscious for it's hit reality show.

Don't go to Vermont, last time I was their I saw a man get Vermont Tupperwared

by AShrekle February 24, 2018

Nickle Nicker

A person who wears their hat backwards and steals nickles from citizen's wallets and purses. A Nickle Nicker is often a person of African descent.

Dammit Rocky, your such a filthy Nickle Nicker

by AShrekle February 8, 2018

Hotel Hustler

A person who books a room at a hotel and then goes into the bathroom and takes a massive womper sized shit in the tub for the room service to clean up. Often a Hotel Hustler will do the same in the hotel's pool

look out Holiday Inn, I'm a Hotel Hustler

by AShrekle February 24, 2018

prune sack

The very wrinkly, old, and slimy sack of skin that swings below an old man's legs when he walks

Careful on the stairs dad, you don't want to rip your prune sack again

by AShrekle May 5, 2018