helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007

Keller, TX

Keller, TX. Which refers to everything before the railroad tracks. Across the railroad tracks- your address may be Keller- but ladies and gentleman you do not pay taxes to Keller, therefore you do not live in KELLER. The water tower says it all, as the cliché high school shirt proclaims, "KELLER HOME OF THE INDIANS" not Chargers or Panthers or whatever that other school they just built is called. Keller "THE REAL KELLER" consists of middle and upper middle class whites living in identical houses parallel to one another with immaculate lawns in large subdivisions. Football, sweet tea, school pride, and the largest cars you can find are a few of the common things of this town.

Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.

Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.

Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.

Keller, TX

by ClassicSoutherner February 6, 2013

Kellee

Kellee is an outspoken funny girl who know how to bump and grind. She isn't afraid of being the center of attention but is the first person to help someone in need. She tells good jokes and has people laughing.

Did you see that Kellee on the dancefloor?

by PacodelTaco199999999999 February 3, 2010

Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."

Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Seventothanine April 18, 2010

Kellyanne Anonymous

A nickname growing in popularity for Trump’s last confidante, Kellyanne Conway, as it becomes increasingly clear that she is the “anonymous” author of the recent explosive White House tell-all.

Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

kaelly

A beautiful girl who is very creative. She is brave and confident under every circumstance. She is the most loving person you’ll ever meet. She is very unique (considering her way of spelling her name is rare)

Kaelly is so pretty

by Homie boy February 7, 2018

Keily

Tall,Sweet,Kind,Beautiful,Likeable,smart,fun, and a wonderful person. She has a big heart for everyone and everyone likes her! She is a tomboy and fights if anything gets in her way. Likes basketball and is very interesting. She makes friends quickly and learns things fast. Has a big imagination and likes anyone. But, she has her deppresing side that is very often and that she hides with a smile. She is a intersting person and theres alot more to learn about her. Also a gamer and someone basic clothing,uses black alot and loves hoodies.

Person: You are everything a boy can ask for Keily.
Me:Heh...thanks.

by DhaSad1 September 29, 2018