Jesse

An all around amazing guy. He is caring, sensitive, and makes his girl feel like the only one alive. He is a fantastic singer and is awesome on the guitar. Typically good looking. He is absolutely the most amazing guy you will ever meet, and he might quite possibly change your life forever. He is unforgettable.

I think I might have just found my Jesse.

by distant lover September 1, 2010

jessica

Jessica is the one of the best friends you will ever have she is so beautiful and great everyone loves her, the boys love her too, they talk to her in class. Jessicas are usaully great singers. They will always be there for you!

Loving, nice, perfect, great, trusting, jessica

by jessicas bestie February 7, 2014

Potato Jesus

It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.

Jesus was a human

No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.

by ScurryInertia September 27, 2005

jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone

My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.

by Junpei August 3, 2007

Leave space for Jesus

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.

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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
--

by jleinnnca November 29, 2010

Jesusy

an adjective: Used to describe a person who is very religious

Man: See that guy with the rosaries tattooed to his arm?
Man 2: Yeah, why?
Man: He's wicked jesusy

by Cam G July 1, 2007

Power Bottom for Jesus

Taking it, having it, sucking it, and fucking it like a professional...knowing Jesus got ur back.

Also, used as a proud and loving response to hate and love, all the same. No discrimination needed.

Challenges the common misconception that Queer/Gay relationships and love are detestable, immoral, or unnatural due to the contents of the Bible. Some people don't like reading the Bible in context and go with the flow of other people who have the same thoughts and feelings about queerdom.

Phrase basically acknowledges in a celebratory fashion, those who are queer bottoms, take no shame in being a bottom, and know they do it well.

Such people DO know that love, peace, and compassion are more important, and simultaneously have a personal and loving relationship with Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.

"Ooooh girl, you been working out that BOOTY💗"

"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS"

"BLESS honey, BLESS"

"FUCKING F*G YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS💗"

by I3aroque June 13, 2018