Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.

omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob

by dummychily June 26, 2022

Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 2, 2022

Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart

girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!

by Sillyconnerandbacontalkies July 5, 2022

Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022

jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.

Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.

by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022