Jacob 

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️

Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.

Jacob by Meateater20 June 12, 2022

jacob 

jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.

girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!

jacob by l <3333 June 13, 2022

Jacob 

He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.

Is that a Jacob! Run now before it's too late

Jacob by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022

jacob 

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

jacob by 0xjan June 22, 2022

Jacob 

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.

Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.

Jacob by Mr.baller June 22, 2022

jacob 

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

jacob by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob 

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.

Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.

Jacob by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022