FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

by jpg3 December 3, 2010

Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

Fuzz Up

You fucked up, term from Bungou Stray Dogs (the anime)

Detective: What if tried dis?
2nd Person: What?
D: If we had a special abilty to pick up girls?
2nd Person: No, it wouldn't work they'll think we're creepy
D: Yeaa, I fuzz up
2nd: You fuzz up

by Zero Cola November 7, 2016

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

Fucks Given

When you no longer care about something

And not a single fuck was given that day. Fucks given

by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018

fuck_jauregui

the best multi gay fanpage ever and deserves an award

my favourite instagram account is @fuck_jauregui, you should cheack it out

by consers December 9, 2018

lol do funnt

This controversial quote is said to be found in the Instagram comments, but it is never confirmed. Some say you have to have an IQ of over 350 or you have to be a bit special in the head to be able to understand this quote. This quote can be used as an insult or to even point out that something is funny. Better luck next year in Sturt

*sees an Instagram post on a unknown fanpage
*proceeds to comment lol do funnt

*sees that he has written the comment wrong

*cries himself to sleep

*wakes up knowing how downie he was to comment it
Next day at school
*Joey kicks a ball into someones head

Johnny "lol do funnt xD"

*Fred proceeds to get very angry about people teasing him about saying lol do funnt then proceeds to scream "lol do fuck off!"

by Marget_Hall June 11, 2018