Killmefam from ifunny

Well. What CAN'T be said about this absolute goat of a man. Killmefam/Tyler by day, in your girl's dms by night. Legend has it this dude's gotta a pretty huge shaft but unfortunately that is balanced out by his relatively weak, miniscule, and sickly looking calf and bicep muscles haha but anyway. He'll always have your back, great taste in music, and will make you feel better about yourself when you bench more than him at the gym.

Uzi: LMAOOOO

Killmefam from ifunny: *Midget joke*

Uzi: ight this what we doin rn

by Often May 14, 2019

Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

by Zonal K September 22, 2019

Jeremy From School

Jeremy is a faggot that beats his dick in class and thinks that doing so is cool and also walks around the class telling everyone to spit out their gum and thinks that he is in charge but really everybody hates him

Jeremy: (Beating his dick) Ohhh Ohhh yeah OMG out teacher is so hot
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!

by Fat Naruto October 16, 2019

Scarlett from BHS

Is a rare type of human who always gets themselves into huge mistakes and mange’s to get out of them 99.99% of the time .They also sound like Ariana grande when they laugh but, just another unique thing about them. Besides being slow .They have a huge addiction with Starbucks (they approximately go at least 3 times a day but had been rumored to go more )and are very extra .

Wow why is she being such a Scarlett from BHS today .

by Bootyberries October 17, 2019

Started from the autumn

An affirmation for the beginning something beautiful, that primarily in the last quarter of the year.

Aubrey started from the autumn and now we are here.

by Marlo L October 19, 2019

Jake From State Farm

An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."

Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!

by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019

corbin from math class

A big smoker and weed user and doesn't admit it and has a wack hair cut and wears a dusty hat

Dude you are such a Corbin from math class why do you do that so much. you need to stop

by skeet skeet9000 December 13, 2019