An absolute
chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb
neighbros. "Like a good neighbor,
State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!