Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.

by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012

who does he think he is?

when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.

"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"

by miagmnn January 19, 2021

person who doesn't get air quotes

someone who thinks that air quotes are used for real things and doesnt get the saracsm

dude, she though i was going to attack her!
she's just a person who doesn't get air quotes. she doesnt understand the quotes around "poke"

by jkwelling March 8, 2010

Dressing

almost a side hoe but not quite

I would be your side piece but we don't fuck so I'm your dressing

by onexisntenough March 8, 2016

Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.

Adam is a master at the Dresden chokehold

by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009

The Politcal Dress Code

Republicans wear grey, and Democrats wear blue.

Grey, blue. Yup.

by Game969 May 20, 2004

nipple botton dress

A dress with a botton sewed on under the fabric on each breast so they will stick out and look like nipples under her dress.

So that a nipple botton dress are her real nipples.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009