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Urban Dick-tionary

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab

C) Makes no sense

Examples

A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
by MirrorssrorriM April 7, 2011
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dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.
Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson
by Pablo Chivato October 7, 2016
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Dictionary

dude youre seriously looking up the word dictionary?? you must be freaking bored
youre looking up the word dictionary? nerd
by hiiiiiiiiii., March 1, 2011
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Dick and Dash

Dick and dash is a relationship that is only for sex and kinky shit, then you dumped them right after. The term could also be used if you had a one night stand and leave the person's house right before they wake up.
My boyfriend only wants a dick and dash relationship, he doesn't want to date me full time.
by Suck a very large dick May 4, 2018
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bozo dick

Following sex with a girl on her period, this condition occurs when blood smeared on to your "nether regions" makes your pubic hair resemble the coloration of the wig worn by the 80s kid show clown bozo.
After having sex with Jill, Jack exclaimed: "My oh my, looks like Aunt Flow is in town because I have a serious case of bozo dick."
by midgetdeathtrain June 25, 2008
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shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up
Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up
by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017
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baby dick

person with a penis the size of a babys
by beans brah May 17, 2008
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