camel crust

a hoe with a crusty camel toe

jack: yo becky got that camel crust

charley: yeah forreal!

by stvrni June 11, 2023

Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008