Crump

Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.

“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”

by Crumpfartmaster November 30, 2020

mental cramp

like a brain fart but better

Aww dude i just had a mental cramp i need to rest for a minute

by SydneySubtitle January 22, 2009

Leg-Crime

Exposing too much of ones legs in public, when they are too unatractive to be shown off, and are offensive to look at.

Can be aplied to anything (beard-crime, stomach-crime, boob-crime etc)

"Check out the leg-crime on that fat chick!"

or simply

"leg-crime!"

by woody.B May 18, 2009

Santa Crime

Any criminal, or gangster in a Santa hat and gangster shades looking as though he's on a crime spree to celebrate the holidays..any un-Santa like, or unsavory character with th hat.

for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!

"Wow Jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the Santa hat on?" "Yea Tad, I'd hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney." "Not Santa Claus...Santa Crime!! eek!" "Oh shit he says, Hoe,hoe,hoe..bitch, where is my fuckin money!!"

by LLephedrine December 22, 2009

Jayden crisp

Jayden crisp is so good at sliding his cock into you, he was sent from god to pound us with his stick

Horny Jayden crisp

by Betty_357 January 20, 2020

Where's dat bacon crisp at?

Said to start or get conversations going again. Think of the term 'juicy conversation'. "Where's dat bacon crisp at?" basically means, "What juicy/crispy information do you have?" It can be taken literal as, "Who's got/cooking bacon?".

"So, where's dat bacon crisp at?"
"My dad was murdered last night by a man with a slice of bacon."

by HunterIsMadness September 17, 2012

Woke on woke crime

In attempting to be progressive, over inclusive, or politically correct, the violator accidentally, unintentionally, or inadvertently causes "harm" to a "marginalized" group.

Examples include when companies have to pull LGBTQ or black history themed products they thought would be well received but stereotype.

Or green policies like limitations on gas usage in LA which overwhelming affect poorer population than the wealthy.

"It was woke on woke crime when that shooter game made junteenth skins that made the character look like hes from the hood"

by ISC707 June 18, 2022