Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.

In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023

douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

sofia cano

Sofia Cano seems really shy but once you get to meet her she is one of the best people you'll meet in your lifetime she is a very kind and sweet person she does not tolerate any kind of meanness especially with her friends. When she's in school and in class with her friends she will be a little crazy and out of her mind but she is truly the kindest and sweetest she will always make sure to include everyone even if she doesn't like she is truly the most beautiful girl with clear skin perfect hair and a nice personality. She truly is the best person you'll meet in your life time and sometimes she will be a little crazy and awkward but she truly is the best friend you'll ever have if you ever meet a sofia cano make sure to never let her go she is truly amazing

Sofia cano is so pretty!

by Sabrina1234 May 17, 2023

Carolina Canolli

When a guy goes down on a girl and about a minute in realizes he has a used condom halfway in his mouth and halfway in her, and it's not his.

My friend Earl has been sick for two days because he went down on a girl from the bar and got a Carolina Canolli.

by Boner101327 May 23, 2023

skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 5, 2023