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Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.
Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hansen 

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.
I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!
Chris Hansen by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

Chris Evans 

Boston-born actor, best known for his role as Captain America: The First Avenger.
Also, totally stunning.
girl 1: have you seen Chris Evans' abs?

girl 2: *drool*
Chris Evans by mrscaptainamerica September 11, 2011

chris kamara 

Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday
"UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!" - Chris Kamara
chris kamara by LordRafox November 11, 2017

chris ann 

a tuff girl who is not afraid to say whats on her mind no matter how blunt it is.
chris ann by under da sea April 24, 2018

chris farley 

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.
God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.
chris farley by Oz January 1, 2005