Blumpkin

I want a blumpkin

by anonymous March 3, 2021

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Blumper

A statement that's not exactly true but expresses an emotion.

Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.

Person A: "I will marry this rug"

Person B: "What?"

Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"

by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021

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𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝

𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

by Pickles06 January 25, 2021

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blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

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Blumpkin

A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.

"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."

"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."

by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021

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