taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Beaverqueef

a dark-haired male, who is a tad bit over weight.

way too cocky, and absolutly NO experience. a wanna be.

also refered as a c-biscuit

cannot skateboard

that loser over there is a Beaverqueef...

by C.U.N.W March 10, 2009

beaver breather

A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.

From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.

by Edwa Tramqua April 14, 2010

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

rabid beaver

When Jon starts acting all crazy at work, jumping off the walls and shit.

Don't let him have that smoothie or he's gonna go rabid beaver.

by Jibs September 8, 2004

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009