Everything i touch turns to shit! 

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

Everything i touch turns to shit! by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

turnspeak 

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.

Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.

turnspeak by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

turncoat 

a political opportunist who changes ideology with each new opinion poll and survey. A turncoat will betray his principles, if he had any, admit to having lied about previously stated principles and in general will say anything to get elected. Usually turncoats are serial politicians whose primary goal is to further their own political career.

Turncoat Florida Governor Charlie Crist, whose vertiginous politics change with the wind, in early 2010 changed his stripes from solidly lifelong conservative Republican, to free-thinking independent, now to Democrat all in the span of a few months.

turncoat by eljediloco July 20, 2010

turntski 

any type of drunk; especially a happy drunk.

“wow! i am very turntski right now! especially after that punch...”

turntski by magison123 April 19, 2018

Texas Turnover 

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."

Texas Turnover by Woody89 October 26, 2010

Turnt

Turnt is a variation of "turned" used only to describe when someone is excessively excited or prepared for the current event. In it's entirety, it can commonly be seen used as "turnt up," as in "turned up."

A real Debbie Downer, party pooper, or lame-o, would be someone who is turnt down. They simply are neutral in their stature, and unfit for the current event. Alcohol and or/ drugs would be suitable aid to turning them up.

"David just downed 7 Jager bombs and is fucking that girl from downstairs while wearing your rollerblades, dude! He got so turnt!"

Not to be used in such a manner as this:
"Captain! I have turnt the wheel right of the indigenous islands. These are not the lands you're looking for."

Turnt by EEK SQUAD CXIII December 28, 2013

Ted Turner 

1. To masturbate alone.

2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.

1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*

2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.

Ted Turner by Michael Habic September 26, 2007