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Swedish Tickler

first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the ass while saying "ROW" every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream "VALHALLA" and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.
Dude I cant Believe your sister let me give her a Swedish Tickler last night, best use of fish ever.
by whatevermanificatioin May 29, 2011
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One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007
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tickle maniac

Any person, adult or child, who is obsessed with or has a sadistic fetish for tickling others.
He was screaming with laughter because his friend, the tickle maniac, would not stop tickling him.
by teetiger October 16, 2008
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pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
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tickle her throat

To recieve a blow job.
To deep throat a penis.
This girl let me tickle her throat yesterday when I was driving.

That chick be letting everybody tickle her throat.
by BourgieBama May 24, 2009
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tickleable

e.g. Damn girl those toes tickleable...
by dsfjv November 10, 2013
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