Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.

Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!

by daddychillstug December 01, 2022

Moose Factory

A place where people come to sleep around then cry to their ex after they get caught

She's from Moose Factory , bro. She'll be trying to bang your friend group within a week!

by daddychillstug December 01, 2022

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 02, 2014

ya moose

Apple in Spanish

I want a ya moose

by Boi!! March 06, 2018

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 01, 2019

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by November 02, 2021