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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
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Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.
I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.
by Vinceums November 22, 2003
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pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.
The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.
by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008
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Tess

A person and an adjective.
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"
person a:What happened to you last night?
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!
by RCyeyeye October 21, 2011
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testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.
Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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Tessa

One of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. She will make you call her a jew, have amazing days, and she will make you fall in love with her. You will eventually learn that you two are not meant for each other and become best friends. Oh, and she also loves when you give her massages.
My best-friend, Tessa, is coming to the skate park with me. Are you going to come as well?
by beastbuddyandaunicorn October 29, 2012
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testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.
Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .
by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008
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