Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024

The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023

jokela high school shooting

A shooting where Pekka-Eric Auvinen used a SIG sauer mosquito pistol to kill 8 people(5 male students and 1 female,the school nurse and principal) and injured 13 before shooting himself on November 7,2007

Ethan:bro always remember the lives lost in them he jokela high school shooting
Steve:yeah bro never forget

by gigagigachad699 June 9, 2024

Georgia School Shooting

14 year old kid. Had made previous threats. 4 dead 9 injured.

Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025