Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the Joan Rivers routemug. The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River is a small river in Fayetteville, North Carolina, USA that flows out of Evans Lake and down the 180 feet cliffs and bottomlands into the Cape Fear River. It passes through a culvert under some train tracks and under a bridge near the Brown Jandura Mountain Bike Trail along the way to the river mouth at it's confluence with the Cape Fear River, near the Cape Fear River Trail.
The Qarsherskiyan Cocoa River has brown sediment in the water which can make it appear as flowing chocolate milk in downstream areas, while upstream it usually runs clear. It's close proximity to Qarsherskiyan Maroon Lake and Qarsherskiyan Maroon Swamp are noteworthy.
by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025
Get the Qarsherskiyan Cocoa Rivermug. River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021
Get the RIVERmug. Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
Get the Jordan river floatmug. Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009
Get the river pitsmug. When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.
by GreekRocket November 23, 2024
Get the Nile Rivermug.