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Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.
Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

retard by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009
You dont call a retard a retard you call your friends a retard when there acting retarded
Slow retard goofy weird dumb
Retard by LjCoolie July 19, 2009

Slavery reparations movement 

A movement that seeks to pay the decendents of ameraica slaves money to help make up for the fact that there ancesters were slaves. It is thought that the us is at falt for it because it condoned it. They money wouldn't all be payed out in cash. There would be special college grants for african american students,grants for african americans who want to start businesses ect.
What do you think about the slavery reparations movement?
Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
Retard by Blubid April 20, 2008

reptarded 

A guy who messes with snakes or lizards and gets bitten, preferably by something venomous, and looks like an idiot. Or a guy who is really into snakes or a pseudo-snake expert wannabe who handles a dangerous snake and gets bitten, or even almost gets bitten.
The so called snake expert guy reached in the cobra cage and got bitten. Completely reptarded
reptarded by ahundredhurts November 23, 2014

Retardasan 

A person who possesses a great talent for creating art. Despite the fact that they are severely retarded.
"I wouldn't expect to see any breath taking works of art being made in this metal hospital. There must be a retardasan around here somewhere."
Retardasan by The Sunrise Moose September 14, 2009