jorge posada

A stupid Jew who has a monster nose and sucks at baseball.

Bob: Who is that Jew with the huge nose?
George: Thats Jorge Posada.

by Tbizzle February 28, 2005

poser

a try-hard person who tries to be someone they're not.
Posers are people who try to be accepted in a certain subculture by trying to act like one who is...and plainly just want to be stereotyped.

Poser=An 11 year old tries to be punk and very recently stopped listening to Avril Lavigne after gaining knowledge that she was dubbed as "not punk" from urbandictionary.com

(not necessarily reffering to people who want to be punk)

by evanesco13 March 5, 2007

syn: poser

Someone who poses for porn, or somebody who likes to stand still for ages...or something. Usually somebody who looks like a skux islanda...and generally never a person who is angus by nature.

1) That guy is really into that porn syn: poser.
2) That syn:poser absolutely skux's the shit out of standing still for ages
2) "I'm a syn: poser and I'm skux and not angus"

by Tommy. H April 27, 2006

posca

poscas are a type of pen 4 art n that but lads/kids bombup wiv em 4 quik writing

lad1:pass da oscapayz
lad2:no lad get ur own posca
lad1:lad juz give it
lad2:fine lad

by BENJII92 October 6, 2006

pokeanus

when you engaged in anal sex with a male or female

"My and my wife had goo pokeanus sex last night."

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

poser

A person who is not as cool as they dress. Probably a person who was once carefree and happy then started to wear dark clothes and wear "skater clothes" in order to fit in. They also DO care what people think about them unlike what people may say.

Girl 1: UG look at that cute emo boy over their i wish i was freinds with him

Girl 2: OK me too! lets go to the mall and get tons of black clothes! then theyll accept us!!!!

Girl 1: YEAH they wont expect that were posers!!!!!! mwahaha

by Pish October 9, 2005

poser

Anyone who tries to be like someone else just so they can fit in, don't even know what the hell they are doing, or just being dumbasses who can't tell the difference between pop and punk, black and white, or even frickin metal and r&b.

Punks can kick someones ass
Posers just get their asses kicked
Posers act like they can kick ass

by avril-hater4life September 25, 2005