by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
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I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019
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Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!
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by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019
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Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?
Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
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by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018
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'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
by VandalTabby June 8, 2018
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I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
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