Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).

You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!

by Lil'lee July 06, 2018

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

Muff

The meaty part of the vagina.

The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.

by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 March 26, 2016

muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.

she's a muff

by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020

Muff

A boring Tyler.

Everyone else is having fun. Look at Tyler standing over there. Tyler is such a muff.

by Erin K. December 10, 2023