mooking

(v.) The performance of mookish acts, the imitation of The Mook himself, acting like a mook.

"That noob is mooking it up."

"I feel like mooking at the full moon right about now."

by 150cc May 7, 2004

Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

by Jorje November 21, 2004

good morning vietnam

When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"

The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam

by roto March 28, 2004

morning delivery

the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep

i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery

by papa lou December 10, 2008

morning mustache

When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.

My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.

My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.

I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.

by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019