monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

marsh monster

a bird that looks far to ugly for words to describe!

what a marsh monster

by slim June 11, 2004

meth-monster

Similar to a wordmeth fiend/word - although more angry, violent and dangerous.

Twacked on meth.

"Arghh, meth monster!"
"Fuck, I only gave her a coupla points and she went all meth monster on me"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

rock monster

An ugly fat girl...often one who thinks they are stunning and is plastered in make up. Which is so thick it is hard...hence the "rock".

"look at her, she's a rock monster"

by ants June 17, 2005

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 25, 2003

monster money

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

by mermaidadelaide August 5, 2009