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Long Shanks 

Long mustache hair on women, which hangs along the side of the mouth. It will appear as if the woman has hairy curtains decorating the corners of her mouth.
Gettin' a little lengthy there, "Long Shanks."

Her "Long Shanks" act as a great crumb snatcher!

Get your razor and put those "Long Shanks" out of their misery!"
Long Shanks by scarecrowNYC June 30, 2011

Long-term Word Association Syndrom 

A disease that affects many assholes, annoying people, and smart-asses alike. The primary Symptom is answering a one word phrase or suggestion with a sarcastic opposite
Guy is peeing.
Guy:Hey guys I'm back!
long-term word association syndrom patient: chest!

Long Janes 

long janes
Long underwear that's been feminized; usually in pink, red or light blue, sometimes sporting a design, but always with a miniscule bow at the throat.
"WOW! Another arctic blast?! Guess I won't pack up my long janes."
Long Janes by SarinaSamms February 4, 2014

long vagina 

a long vagina is a saggy clit

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.
"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

long-hair-dachshund 

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.
roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.
long-hair-dachshund by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021