Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Trinity of Rock

The band RUSH.

Person: Long Live the Holy Trinity of Rock!
Another: Long Live RUSH!

by Combeferre May 10, 2014

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

Holy Diver

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 4, 2009

holy mess

Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.

Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005

backdoor holy war

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is a term used by porn stars, can be used as a noun, verb and/or adjective, and is basically when a female porn star takes a cock in her arse, a cock in her vagina and a cock in her mouth, all whilst simultanously giving two handjobs.

In my experience, The Holy Grail is a trick best left for the pros.

"Have you seen 'Bangin from behind 25' yet? It's the one where Rachel Lurid achieves the Holy Grail!"

by Courtney April 6, 2005