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Blood Goggles

This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.
1.
Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.

2.
Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
by Ampleforth June 12, 2008
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Google Mapsed

Pronounced Google Maps-ed

When Google Maps gives you bogus directions or tells a store is somewhere it is not.
Guy 1: Dude I looked for Wienerschnitzel for like thirty minutes before I realized that it wasn't where Google said it was.

Guy 2: Dude you just got full on Google Mapsed!
by Leonardo, NJ February 22, 2010
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Chocolate Goggles

A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."

"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
by Brock, Dirty Sanchez, Otten October 20, 2007
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google fucked

Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.
Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.
by Joeeek April 17, 2008
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Google Off

A contest in which participants race to see who can find the answer first by searching Google.
Person 1: What does superfluous mean?
Person 2: I don't know, let's have a Google Off!
by WebDoc December 30, 2008
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googledigook

The sort of nonsense created by people with an uncritical belief in all that they read on the internet!
That's a load of googledigook = I don't believe the source that you are using.
by Martin Wood July 2, 2008
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Google that Bitch

When you have no idea on a certain subject or when you need to know a fact on something and a computer or mobile is in arms reach
"Dude, what is the name of that song about the annoying chick that parties all night"

"I dunno, Google that Bitch"
by DarkPuppy2386 November 21, 2009
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