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Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.
"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

Sober as a goat 

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression
Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

horny goat weed 

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.
This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.
horny goat weed by ATON02 December 23, 2004

Dough Goat

Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity
Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat
Dough Goat by JFlanders123 March 19, 2013

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011
A large goat, big horns, big head and big balls
Did you peep that mega goat hes a monster!!!!!!
Mega Goat by Myron dueshay April 11, 2010