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feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "
Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015
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goat-rundown

When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.

specific scenario for the term "goated"
person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?

person2: no, what?

person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.

person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!

Allen: shut up.
by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006
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Goat rope

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.
(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"
by Mindman21 December 18, 2019
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woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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Omar the goat

He’s a really nice person in general not the strongest but quite kind sometimes has a dark humor and doesn’t like fat people I think adel is gay and I’m goat at gaming
by Nade the goat November 16, 2020
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emo goat

A group of kids that yell emo goat in middle of class
Kid 1 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 2 "EMO GOAT"
kid 3 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 4 "EMO GOAT"
Teacher "please be quite"
by #softhair December 20, 2017
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goat pussy

we arrived to the party so late nothing but goat pussy left.
by viable February 4, 2017
mugGet the goat pussymug.

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