Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory

1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door

2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;

3. Accidental anal

Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?

by Jjsn54 October 12, 2021

factophobe

Someone who is afraid of facts.

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.

by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

de facto minimum wage

The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.

Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"

by wagie2023 August 12, 2023

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness

come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination

by Casey Phil July 4, 2005

factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005