open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.

Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

by sirjer July 1, 2009

Rugby fucked

When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.

That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.

by Janestar1 October 11, 2011

Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

sour faced

A sour face is used to express reservation, thereby allowing one to gossip later.

The sour faced bitch sat while looking down disapprovingly

by Vader1994 January 3, 2016

Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up

A phrase used when something shocks you beyond belief.

Have you read that story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's ten different kinds of fucked up.

by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011