fake-smart

fake smart, or pseudo-intellectual, is the classic kid in the back of the room with non prescription thick rimmed glasses, a 4x4 Rubio cube, and some kind of graphic tee depicting how edgy they are. Their grades are probably shit, but they consider themselves “trivia smart”. Chances are, they’ll be atheists or or her- hermadaffadytes

An excellent example of a fake-smart person is the child looking up “fake-smart” on urban dictionary to reassure himself that atheism is the true answer.

fake-smart by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf May 7, 2018

fake submissive anal 

when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.

I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.

fake submissive anal by assfucker June 4, 2005

Fake bitch 

Stupid girl(s) that snakes/ fucks you over.

"She fucked my ex boyfriend what a great best friend"
"Wow Emily is such a fake bitch"

Fake bitch by Bluntxoxoxo April 21, 2016

Fake Burberry 

A once upper-market brand of clothing that has now become the symbol of chav. Chavs cannot afford the real, designer brand and so buy cheap, poor imitations from corner shops "daan-taan", thus destroying the brands good name. The trademark Burberry tan check is now more associated with chavs than rich people.

"Chavs can only afford Fake Burberry"

Fake Burberry by ThirdEnigma June 11, 2006

Fake Bling 

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

Fake Bling by Traize July 4, 2005

fake moonlanding 

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.

"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."

fake moonlanding by spree fx January 16, 2009

Fake Fan 

A fake fan is something that doesn't exist.
People who say someone who only likes a few songs or things made by a person is not a Real Fan is wrong
People are just fans in different ways

Person 1: Yo do you like Panic! At The Disco?
Person 2: Yeah, but everyone says I'm a fake fan cause I don't like their older songs.

Fake Fan by DATBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII May 5, 2020