Eat-cracker

a white, Southern foodie

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.

by h-circumstance March 24, 2012

Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

by AniboioK November 14, 2018

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008

eat up

When something looks bad. Ruff stuff.

There goes some ruff stuff. That girl's hair is eat up!

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

eat crayons

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006

eat babies

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"

by Boylio April 11, 2007

eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die

Hey John, eat a cactus!

by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016