Decking

The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh

Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"

by yowussup September 29, 2010

deckard cain

That cool old guy in Diablo who heals you when you click on him.

Deckard Cain: Greetings Young Sorceress...

by Blkyoshi69 October 23, 2005

poop deck pappy

you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.

She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.

by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

deck

Programmable electronic instrument, such as a drum machine, sampler, or sequencer.

TR-909, MC-303, SR-16, DR-3

by The Big Tim September 2, 2005

decked out

To be punched or 'decked' so hard that one is knocked out or 'out cold'

Aw man, Harry just got decked out!

by Curtis Jeffs April 15, 2008

docker

To Give Aids To Anything with a pulse.

I dockered Some Bitch Last Night

by Crigga September 7, 2006

deck

a key word for most Hipsters, similar in meaning to the antiquated fresh. To be deck is to be up on the latest trends, cutting edge, and/or hip.

"That tassel we met at the gallery opening sure looked deck in her cowboy boots."

" Have you checked out the new Jonathan Lethem book? It's deck."

by Connor Sheehan April 28, 2005