Carrounkey

When some sells a computer while other people carrot donkey the work that computer operator wanted.

You expect me to carrounkey this nail file | egg mcmuffen for a trade desk 100,000 units of nada with a confirmation code?
(Nods silently)

by Bogtur Abgeffd November 26, 2024

Carrotheadman

Carrotheadman is a menace, hot and sexy.
A man that is full of himself

Hey that a Carrotheadman, look at how he carries himself
Friend 1: do u see him hes so hot
Friend 2: OMG YEAH hes such a Carrotheadman!

by Sazo_w December 2, 2024

carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.

Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!

by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

carrotosis

Bugs Bunny's bodily-condition of being too "thick-skinned" due to his crunching up too many orange Vitamin-A-rich vegetables.

Having an acute case of carrotosis can indeed make you overly casual and courageous ("Ehhh --- what's up, Doc?!"), and so you may habitually find yourself on da business-end of yer temperishly-spluttering opponent's blunderbuss!

by QuacksO February 5, 2025

carrotoconus

An abnormal condition of yer peepers due to yer having eaten too MANY of those hairy orange veggies.

Mother: Eat your carrots, dear.
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)

by QuacksO February 5, 2025

Carrot Bonus

A Carrot Bonus is when LasVegasVP wins more than 100 times his original bet. For example, winning $200+ on a $2 bet. When this happens, LasVegasVP gives 20 carrots to everyone in chat. These carrots can be used to 'buy' things in the Carrot Store at LasVegasVP.com.

Yay! VP got a carrot bonus! We all get carrots!!

by Teri4Now March 10, 2026