Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

captain pugwash

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by captain pugwash April 13, 2005

captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.

Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."

by mike87111 February 10, 2012

Captain Fabulous

a mythical creature said to live at the maplewood middle school. Wearing all pink he saves the not fabulous from certain doom. he will say captttttain fabbbulous before saving somebody.

do you think Captain Fabulous exists.

by BigSwavy December 31, 2012

captain's call

Extraneous exercise of authority. An independent decision made, usually by a junior member of management with minimal input from line staff and even less influence by executive directive. Such decisions are often unpopular and counter productive, although they can on rare occasion be beneficial to the organization.

Employee #1: Hey, what happened to casual Fridays? I was looking forward to dressing down for a day.
Employee #2: Cancelled, business attire required.
Employee #3: But why? We've always had designated dress down days.
Employee #4: I don't know girl, ask your supervisor. He made the call.
Employee #5: Yeah right- a captain's call.

by JaiKwaan March 3, 2015

Captain Cock

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)

I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.

by Stixx518 February 15, 2009