Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".
Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"
Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"
Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"
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To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
by Dr blank January 2, 2012
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Get the Brandon Johnson mug.A really cool guy who used to know a cool kid named troy but troy fucked him over and thats not cool
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Get the Brandon Holmes mug.A term made up for a sexual devient who persues and chases women who most weigh less then 85 pounds. The girl must have two fingers lodged in her throat at least once after every meal or snack. Personal hygene is only acceptable if hairspray, deoderant and tampons are found outside the girls house in a gutter and/or behind a bush.
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You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.
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If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
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