by meeeboooo September 13, 2010
Get the wet blanket mug.Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.
Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
Doug: "No!"
Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"
Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"
Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".
by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005
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A person who smothers fun.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
by Stewie B April 2, 2010
Get the Banter Blanket mug.When a man pisses the bed due to inebriation and then proceeds to fornicate with his significant other in his pee puddle.
by McGuyver604 May 29, 2010
Get the Golden Blanket mug.In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing
50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.
on some old (blank) shit
on some old (blank) shit
by TheMadScientist October 11, 2007
Get the on some old (blank) shit mug.I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
by spielhorst September 20, 2010
Get the pig in a blanket mug.Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket
by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011
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